feat!: NetworkPolicy in the NodePort and game-server charts, on by default

garage, minecraft-router, minecraft-server, samba, teamspeak-server,
satisfactory. One major each. These are the charts the plan said to leave for
last, and they earned it - three of them changed the convention rather than
just consuming it.

GARAGE is the clearest illustration after keycloak. Its four ports split three
ways: s3 and web are RESTRICTED by source (no probe touches them), admin is the
probe path and stays open inside the cluster - which is uncomfortable, because
admin is also the admin API, and that is said out loud instead of glossed - and
rpc gets the narrowest rule the object can express, a podSelector with no
namespaceSelector. All four numbers come from garage.settings.

MINECRAFT-SERVER is the tightest policy in the repository, and the reason is
worth knowing: all three of its probes are EXEC probes, which put no packet on
the network, so no port has to stay open for the kubelet and no probeSources
value is needed at all. RCON and metrics are restricted outright. The game port
has two branches rendered from the same value the Service reads -
server.service.type NodePort means players arrive from the internet and the
rule must be open; anything else means the only path is in-cluster, so the rule
is restricted and the router's namespace has to be in allowedNamespaces.

MINECRAFT-ROUTER derives its egress from the routing table instead of guessing:
server.backendPort plus the "port" override of every mapping that sets one. Add
a backend on a non-standard port and the policy follows. What it cannot express
is the destination - mappings name hosts, and this object matches no hostname -
so the rule is wider than the routing table, and that is written down.

SATISFACTORY gets policyTypes: [Ingress] and no egress section, and the second
half of the reason is the deciding one. Steam's content delivery is not a
pinnable port set (SteamCMD over TCP 80/443/27015-27050, master servers over
UDP 27000-27100 and 4380, changed by Valve, re-downloaded on every update) -
and this is the ONE chart with no install-test at all, because the image is
multiple GB and the first start pulls over 10GB. An egress cap here would be
the only one in the sweep with no empirical check behind it, on the chart whose
correct port set is least knowable.

SAMBA and TEAMSPEAK-SERVER carry the NodePort lesson explicitly: the rules name
445/139 and the pod's voice and file-transfer ports, never the NodePorts, and
teamspeak's file is explicit that its pod port and NodePort happening to share a
number is a coincidence of its values rather than a pattern to copy. Teamspeak's
voice rule is UDP, and the file says why that matters: a TCP rule on the same
number is accepted, looks complete, and drops every voice packet.

THREE THINGS THE CHECKS CAUGHT WHILE THIS BATCH WAS WRITTEN, all of them real:

  - minecraft-server's RCON rule named a port the pod does not declare. The
    containerPort is gated on server.rcon.enabled and the rule was not, so
    assertion 2 rejected it. The rule now carries the same gate.
  - samba and satisfactory would have shipped allowedNamespaces and
    probeSources values that reach NO rule - every one of their inbound rules
    is open to any source. A value that silently does nothing is worse than one
    that is absent, because it reads as a control, so both are gone from those
    two charts and from their schemas, with the reason in values.yaml.
    teamspeak-server loses probeSources for the same reason and keeps
    allowedNamespaces, which its web-query rule uses.
  - the policy templates no longer declare template variables they do not use.
    samba keeps one, satisfactory none.

Part of #5

teamspeak-server/templates/NOTES.txt

@@ -239,3 +239,57 @@ env IS APPENDED, NOT MERGED — AND CAN SHADOW THE CHART'S PORTS
   stored in the pod spec and readable by everyone who can read pods in
   {{ .Release.Namespace }}.
 {{- end }}
+{{- if .Values.networkPolicy.enabled }}
+
+NETWORKPOLICY IS ACTIVE — WHAT IT CAPS, AND WHAT IT DOES NOT
+  {{ .Release.Name }}-{{ .Chart.Name }}-networkpolicy selects this workload's pods.
+  Inbound: voice (UDP {{ .Values.server.voicePort }}) and file transfer (TCP {{ .Values.server.fileTransferPort }}), both NodePorts and both
+  open — the clients are on the internet; and the web query interface (TCP
+  10080), RESTRICTED to this namespace plus networkPolicy.allowedNamespaces,
+  because it has no Service, no probe, and is administrative. Outbound: DNS and
+  TCP 443{{ with .Values.networkPolicy.egress }}{{ with .extraPorts }}, plus TCP {{ join ", " . }}{{ end }}{{ end }}.
+
+  IF THE SERVER WILL NOT START OR WILL NOT REGISTER AFTER THIS UPGRADE, widen
+  the egress rule: TeamSpeak's accounting service has historically used ports of
+  its own (TCP 2008, UDP 2010 on the 3.x line), and this chart cannot know what
+  the 6.x beta does. Put them in networkPolicy.egress.extraPorts.
+
+  Three limits belong in the same breath, because none of them is visible in
+  the object itself:
+
+  - EGRESS IS BY PORT, NEVER BY DESTINATION. A NetworkPolicy matches CIDRs and
+    selectors and cannot express a hostname, so every egress rule permits its
+    port to ANY address. That is a limit of the object, not a shortcut — this
+    cluster's CNI (Canal: Flannel plus Calico) has no FQDN rule either. An
+    outbound port the chart does not know about is BLOCKED: add it to
+    networkPolicy.egress.extraPorts, and expect to find out through an
+    application-level connection error rather than through this object.
+{{- if .Values.networkPolicy.probeSources }}
+  - THE PROBE PATH IS RESTRICTED in this release, because
+    networkPolicy.probeSources is set to
+      {{ join ", " .Values.networkPolicy.probeSources }}
+    Probes come from the IP of the WORKER NODE running the pod. If none of those
+    CIDRs covers the node this pod lands on, the kubelet's probes are dropped
+    and THE POD NEVER BECOMES READY — the rollout then times out and the symptom
+    looks like a broken application. Compare
+
+      kubectl -n {{ .Release.Namespace }} describe pod -l app={{ .Release.Name }}-{{ .Chart.Name }}-sfs
+
+    against `kubectl get node -o wide`.
+{{- else }}
+  - THE PROBED PORT IS OPEN INSIDE THE CLUSTER. networkPolicy.probeSources is
+    empty, so that rule carries no source selector at all and any pod the CNI
+    routes to can reach it. Not from the internet — but this is NOT pod-level
+    isolation. Narrowing it means listing the worker node IPs in
+    networkPolicy.probeSources, because the kubelet probes from the node's own
+    address and the chart cannot know it; a wrong guess there leaves the pod
+    permanently un-Ready.
+{{- end }}
+  - IT IS ONLY A BOUNDARY WHERE THE CNI ENFORCES POLICIES. Where it does not,
+    this object is accepted and filters nothing, so everything reads as
+    configured while nothing is filtered. `kubectl -n {{ .Release.Namespace }} get networkpolicy`
+    shows the object exists; only a connection attempt from an unrelated
+    namespace shows that it bites.
+
+  Switch it off with networkPolicy.enabled: false.
+{{- end }}